1. This Elephant
Secret To Happiness: Ability to blow water out of nose; having no particular place to be.
Favorite Thing: Hurrying anyway.
2. Boo, The Pomeranian
Secret To Happiness: Seizing the day; seeing the silver lining; dressing up like a bear occasionally.
Favorite Thing: Literally everything.
3. This Rabbit
Secret To Happiness: Looking adversity in the face and squawking contentedly at it.
Favorite Thing: Apartment-grade carpeting.
4. This Seal
Secret To Happiness: An abiding awareness that life is a series of profound absurdities that are beyond his control and, more importantly, not his fault.
Favorite Thing: Mostly just seal stuff.
5. This Cat
Secret To Happiness: A high-minded and esoteric sense of humor.
Favorite Thing: Cat food.
6. This Crocodile
Secret To Happiness: Lives in a river.
Favorite Thing: Probably biting things.
7. This Dog
Secret To Happiness: An unshakeable belief that the simple things in life require all of our attention all of the time.
Favorite Thing: Drooling.
8. This Stoat
Secret To Happiness: Advanced hopping/pouncing ability.
Favorite Thing: Eating small rodents.
9. This Sloth
Secret To Happiness: Strong sense of self worth.
Favorite Thing: Looking smug.